Ork Quotes from 40KORKSCIENCE

Ork Quotes from 40KORKSCIENCE

Some cool quotes from the sub reddit 40k ork science.

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kOrkScience/

 

“Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don’t count. If we runs for it we don’t die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!”

“Da ooman base iz got walls an’ fings, see. So, if I’z goes up to da wall, all sneaky-like, and blows it up wiv me bombs, den dere’ll be an ‘ole in da wall wot da ladz can go fru, see. So, when you’z lot ‘ears sumfing go boom, you charge,’ cos dere’ll be an ‘ole in da wall. Unnastand?

 

Da cleaner da Ork, da greener da Ork. An evrywun knows green is best!

 

LISTEN UP YA BOOGER FLINGIN GOBZ!!

DIS IS A GATHERIN OV DA SMARTEST, DA STRONKIST, AN DA LOUDEST ORK BOYZ IN DA NOWN VERSE!! WE’RE HERE TA WAAAAAAAGGHH AND KRUMP BUT TA EDUCATE ALL OF DA NEW GROTZ ON WOT IT IZ TA BE AN ORK!!

WHAT IZ AN ORK? WERR DA BEST AT KRUMPIN AND WAAAAAAGHHHS AN BLOWIN STUFF INTO SHINY BITZ!! SOME STOOPID HUMIE FRUM DA EMEEREIUM SAID DIS ABOUT DA ORKZ….

 

 

I DUNNO HOW TRU ALL DAT IZ, ALL I READ OV DAT IS DA ORKZ ARE DA BEST AN DA YUNEVERSE IS SCARED PROPAH OV US WHICH DEY SHULD BE!!

BUT DIS BRANCH OV DA WAAAAAGGHH IS FER LEARNIN AN TEACHIN YA STOOPID HUMIES WOT ITZ LIKE TA BE DA BEST AN TA BE AN ORK!! WOT YER SUPPOSED TA DO IZ ASK US QWESTIONS AND WERE TA ANSWER DEM DA PROPAH WAY!!

JUS REMEBAH TA BE RESPECTFUL OV EACH UTTA!! YA CAN FIGHT AN HOLLAR AND KRUMP EACH UTTA UNTIL YER FISTS AR BLOODY BUT DON’T BE LIKE DEM STINKIN TAU GITZ AND CAUSE A RUCKUS DA CAUSES ME TA COME IN AN PUT YER HEAD ON ME BOSSPOLE!!

ASK YER QWESTSHUNS AN WELL TELL YA HOW TA BE AN ORK!!!

 

DATZ A LOTTA BIG HUMIE WORDS, YOU SAYIN ORKZ IZ DUM? WELL I SAYZ ORKZ IZ BIGGA DEN YOU, SO YA BEST KEEP YER BIG HUMIE WORDS TO YERSELF IFF’N YA DON’T WANNA GET KRUMPED, YA GIT.

 

TEH WORDZ. TOO MANYZ. UR HURTIN ME HED. GET LOST YE NOBHED.

 

WHY YOO WISPERIN YA ZOGGIN MADBOI? YOUZ A GROT OR SUMMAT?

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